About National Knock-Knock Jokes Day
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
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